Dog Puns That Will Brighten Your Day — Thanks “Fur” Reading!
As we near the last few weeks of winter, it goes without saying that some extra laughter goes a long way. What’s better for some light-hearted fun than some adorable dog puns? We hope you sit back, relax, and enjoy some pup-tastic humor!
Q: What happened to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?
A: She was ticketed for littering!
Q: What’s better than a spelling bee?
A: A talking dog!
Q: Where do dogs go when their tails falls off?
A: The re-tail store!
Q: Did you see the dog’s new outfit?
A: Yeah, it was quite fetching!
Q: What did the Dalmatian say after eating dessert?
A: Man, that really hit the spot!
Q: What did the dog say to his landlord?
A: I think we need to negotiate the terms of my leash!
Q: What was the sale this week at the pet store?
A: Buy one dog, get one flea!
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